Gimmick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Molok: TSOTE]

What movie?

There is no movie. It's just a short 1/2 page story and 1 year old kid can write.

[Song of Healing Backwards]

haha

i lol'd at this. good job. 4/5, 8/10.

LeatherFatty7 responds:

Damn straight niggs.

[S13 - I Want It! Syndrome]

Great

Very inspirational. Nuff said.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Hahaha

You got me at "Derp combo" lol.

Seriously though, it was funny, and now I shall have to avoid typos in fear that you might make an animation of it :P

[Beer Run!]

Hey

Did anyone notice the moon was a bowling ball?

[Weapon of Choice 1.2]

Could've been better

You could've added sound effects while loading the guns, and while the explosion happened. Otherwise it was pretty good.

What's the moral, you ask? Moral: Never play around with weapons. They're quite dangerous when it's in the wrong hands, especially when it's in the hands of the person who spams the middle finger every time.

[Bear Bear]

Great

I don't know how else to describe it.
On a side note: Stupid bear acted strange because Ashley went to the loo. Either it's because of the seclusion that it had already and couldn't stand any more, or it didn't know that humans have to take a leak sometimes, or both.

[Clock Day '10]

...I can't really say

It's good music, but why all the users for this one thing?
It's just some random crap. No storyline, nothing except the music.
And why did this get 3.25?

XenonMonkey responds:

Because it was Clock Day

[Asian Pride]

Not very good.

On Newgrounds, people from all over the world - And I am VERY sure asians also visit it, as I am one - and don't like to see this kind of crap on the net. I think that if you want to post this kind of offensive flash movies, you'd have been better off posting it on 4chan's random board. Newgrounds is NOT an area to promote racial hate, and "No I am not Asian nor do I want to be" is proportional to saying "I am an American and I am the most superior race in the whole universe". Knock that out of your head. (See author comments) "But I do think their culture is very interesting" - Then why the f*** do you flame Asians and say "Nor do I want to be [an asian]"? And, note that your drawing skills (crappy, at the MOST) also back up the stament that you HATE Asians.

In other words, I was very, very offended by your flash, and I will not ENJOY.

Here are some suggestions:

> Replace the E rating with an M (bad language, "other things" (racial hate)
> Improve drawing skills. Either improve or never submit.
> Stop propagating this kind of hate.

Oh yeah, have you noticed that Asians are not as racist as ..?
I'm surpised this has become popular at all.
Can Asians draw? YES! (Yeah, japan is part of asia, and look at how people there draw)
Does asia have rice? LOTS!
Are Asians racist? NOT AS MUCH AS "You know who"
Do Asians have booze? YES!
Do Asians have:
> Cats,
> Dogs,
> Brains like a ...??
> Skills like a ...??
> Soup,
Hell YES, YES and YES!!!
All my ZERO are belong to you, punk. (I'm calling you punk for the utter disrespect you have for asians. Be happy I didn't call you something worse)

[Baby Factory]

Umm

I think it should be 17+ , but that's off the point. If humans are made this way, then how are .... ummm ..... storks made?